Laboratory Work Terminal
TERMINAL #A-11 :: USER: intern_#3 :: CLEARANCE: LEVEL 1 ::
Nanophage Units in Inventory
0
Production: 0.0 nanophages/sec
NANOPHAGE™
NP-0047
1.5 mL · Rx ONLY
⚠ LIVE NANOPHAGES ⚠
↑ Click to self-administer a dose (+1 per dose) ↑
Acquisition mode:
» Production Facilities & Personnel «
Research Grant Catalog
Grant applications automatically approved by the Institute Review Board (currently vacant).
Purchase grants to improve facility operations.
▼ Previously Funded Grants
Corporate Archives (Legal Clearance Required)
⚠ WARNING: Issuing a "Product Recall" will PURGE all nanophage inventory, test subjects, production
facilities, and active grants. In exchange, you will receive NON-DISCLOSURE PACKETS —
paperwork so thoroughly buried that it permanently improves company operations.
⚕ Current Legal Holdings
| NDA Packets in vault: | 0 |
| Permanent multiplier from settlements: | ×1.00 |
| Product recalls on record: | 0 |
☢ Issue Voluntary Product Recall
If you issue a recall right now, Legal will process:
0 NDA Packets
(You need at least 1 NDA Packet's worth of damage to do this.)
📜 Declassified Perks (Permanent)
Staff Commendations
Commendations are automatically recorded by the institute HR system (Mr. Henderson, b. 1951, retired).
Each unlocked commendation grants a permanent +2% production bonus.
Unlocked: 0 / 0
Bonus: ×1.00
Facility Performance Report
Automatically generated. Do not distribute outside the Institute.
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